why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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