- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

an american walks out of a strip club.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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