- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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