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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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