how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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T u r n i p s

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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I love you

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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dat shoe shine tho

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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