Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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