despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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Anti Joke

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