- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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