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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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