- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

tea with milk?

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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