- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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