Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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tea with milk?

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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i saw amango it splootered

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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