- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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