- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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