- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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