- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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