- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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