- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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