What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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It's all Taggart

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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