Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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