A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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Knock Knock Come in

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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