Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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