- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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