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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Jordan is pregant

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

binladin walks into the american seals

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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