Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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