What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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