- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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