A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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