- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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