- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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