- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

You having friends.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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