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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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