- Anti Joke

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.