A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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