- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Equal rights!

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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