- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

you know whats not funny white boards.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off