What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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whats a joke

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civil rights

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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you see theres this guy.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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