A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Chuck Norris is dead......

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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