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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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