- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

This isn't funny.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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