What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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