why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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