- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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