- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What do u call a cripple Biv

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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