What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

yolo your orange looks orange

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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