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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Obama = ebola

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

bite me

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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