- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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