- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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