- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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