- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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