Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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I asked her where you were.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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HOLY COW!

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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