- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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