How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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