- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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