Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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