- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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