- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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