- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why? Because.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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