- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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