Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

A black man walks out of a police station

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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