- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

women's rights.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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