Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What's the best way to make people notice you? Begin a cult that follows some crazy religious division and go on mass murdering sprees, looting, murdering, and raping everything that moves. Your prime targets should be schools, orphanages, and hospitals (maternity wards for bonus points). Eventually, walk up to the FBI unarmed and have them capture you. Then demand that you get interviewed, as you have instructed your followers that if you don't get to speak on public television, they will bomb multiple major cities. When they put you on TV, simply stare at the camera and say: "Senpai. The time has finally come for you to notice me." Then, because you are a cruel, heartless bastard with no morals whatsoever, have your men bomb the major cities anyway. Have fun!

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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