knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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