Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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deez nuts

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Oh, go away

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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