- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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