What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

No your aunties a joke

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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