Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

A black man walks out of a police station

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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