what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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field day?

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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