How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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