Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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You are joking right?

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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