there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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