- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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