- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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