Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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