- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

women's rights.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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