How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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