Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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