Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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fridge

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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