Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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FUCK YOU

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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