- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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