What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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