- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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