- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What page are you on The gay page.

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