Neil is a reterd.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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