- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

The New York Giants

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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