what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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Yes

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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