Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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A woman walks into a bar.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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