What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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