- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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