- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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