- Anti Joke

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

Sosiopath vs How I met your mother: BABABABABA BABABA RARARA LALALA ETC YOU GOT THE DRILL Kids, this is how I met your mother. I saw her at some store, I said "Hey sexy" She told me to fuck off, so I raped her, got out of prison years later, and kids, that is how I met your mother. ...Why I am leaving? Did I ever fucking say I was your father? I Just came here to tell you I raped and killed her after serving my time which was about 2 minutes, so kids, that is how I killed your mother. YOU ARE WELCOME BY THE WAY!Ungrateful kids. Moral of the story: If they are your kids, just say no and get away, and kill Robin for better television. Sociopath vs Grounded for life Moral: Shot the little kid, nobody will notice, not even his own family.Heck if you look at episode 34 you can see a tall handsome dude choking the life of a little boy in the background, and then letting him go just before he passes out and chokes him again? FUN FOR HOURS!

Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing