I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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