- Anti Joke

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!