- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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