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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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