- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

your no better than a cockroach

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Wait! hundred billions!

Badabing.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

knock knock... ...no answer

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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