Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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feminism

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Poker face

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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