A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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kennah campion when she talks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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