- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Women deserve equal rights.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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