Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Camerons hair is Curly..

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What do you call a blue chair A black person

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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