- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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