Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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