Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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