- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's big and messy? A big mess

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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