What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Roses are red, yup.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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