A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Black people stink of shite!

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Badabing.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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